Insult me!

[druffine]

Sorry for so much posts tonight from me. Anyway.

I need you to teach me words - insults and endearments for both genders for the normal use with friends and family.
I wanna be able to say more than "Hey sweetie!" and "See ya, babe."

Thanks.

Comments

[speakingsilence.livejournal.com]

hmmm, of course my mind goes blank, but I will share that one of my friends always says "hi, doll" -- and I just love that. My brother and his friends greet one another in German (huh??). Bear in mind we grew up in midwest Ohio. My dad and his best friend call one another "Putz" and "Dickhead" a la Grumpy Old Men. Wish I had better ones to offer, but me, I usually go with the boring 'hi, hon'.

[druffine.livejournal.com]

Oh hello! Nice of you to comment. Thank you. Made me smile.