Insult me!

[druffine]

Sorry for so much posts tonight from me. Anyway.

I need you to teach me words - insults and endearments for both genders for the normal use with friends and family.
I wanna be able to say more than "Hey sweetie!" and "See ya, babe."

Thanks.

Comments

[frontyardninja.livejournal.com]

I say hiya a lot - but that's just a greeting.

Endearments... cuddlemonkey because I really do talk like Xander, g-money when I want to be ghetto-fabulous lol - I'll come in or see someone and shout, "What up, g-money?!" killer as in, "later, killer." Hun when I'm trying to be nice about something not so good - or just really sympathetic.

Insults... I use verbs a lot. I'll say to someone, "hello, evil!" or "damn hooker!" Chucklehead - I love to say that. Before I started watching Buffy, I used a lot of words from it - I guess my mind was telling me I was missing out on something lol. I call things trolls, goblins, gremlins, various body parts... I'm a bit of a name caller lol.

[druffine.livejournal.com]

LOL. This made me laugh so good. Thank you, cuddlemonkey. lol.

[speakingsilence.livejournal.com]

hmmm, of course my mind goes blank, but I will share that one of my friends always says "hi, doll" -- and I just love that. My brother and his friends greet one another in German (huh??). Bear in mind we grew up in midwest Ohio. My dad and his best friend call one another "Putz" and "Dickhead" a la Grumpy Old Men. Wish I had better ones to offer, but me, I usually go with the boring 'hi, hon'.

[druffine.livejournal.com]

Oh hello! Nice of you to comment. Thank you. Made me smile.

[tabaqui]

hrmmmmmmmmmm.
You know, except for my daughter i don't use endearments as a greeting. Just say 'hullo' to my friends. If i'm chatting with my girlfriends and they're telling me something that might make me a litle jealous i'll call 'em a bitch, but they'll call me one right back.
Heh.
Ummm...insults. We call each other freak a lot. And dork. And geek. 'Cause we all are. And bastard, although that's more me.
Sometimes i call somebody bay-beee, really drawing it out...
We're mostly just foul-mouthed 'Mericans, use 'fuck' way too much and for some reason my husband, his brother, and their friends call each other 'nigga'. No, they're not black. It's all too weird.
:)

[druffine.livejournal.com]

...call each other 'nigga'. No, they're not black. It's all too weird.

LMAO. Ohmigod. LOL.
Thank you!

[tabaqui]

Hehe.
Welcome.
I blame Dr. Dre and Eminem.