Slashy Survey

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This one is snatched from snowpuppies:

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What Pairing popped your slash cherry?	Spike/Angel
Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No?	nope, trust the vampire! *lol*
Positions?	hm... erm... ah! from behind against a wall or over anything handy.
Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes?	yes please all of them!
Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first?	Orgasms please!
Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite?	Not petite, never petite!
Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	enjoyable
Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	enjoyable
Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way?	possible
Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other?	depends on what is approbriate and handy?
Masturbation: only in emerencies, good practice, fun for the whole family?	fun for the whole family
Blowjobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe?	all of the above can be fun - depends on who is receiving/giving
Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source?	*licks lips* can i have more, please?
You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy	vampsexual!
Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship?	all of the above?
Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom?	m/m, D/s, M/s, top/bottom
No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind.
Favorite Slash Pairing	Spander
Most Slashable Character	Xander
Least Slashable Character	the nerd trio - yuck
Best Fic genre?	long and interesting please!
Worst Fic genre?	short and overused! (pwp)
Most over-used fic genre?	oh... see above
Penis?	Insert here.
Lube?	Everything but melted chocolate.
Rim?	*yes babe, take your time, gaaawd*
Glans?	*YESSSS!*
Head?	*suck yeah, just the head*
The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey?	erm... gah! *blushes*
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