FIC: 100 Things I Love About You (S/X, NC-17)

[druffine]

Hey.
K, so I wanted to write something to celebrate the 100+ bloodclaim Members but of course I haven't read the challenge post, just thought I could write something about '100'. Silly me.
Anyway. I post this nonetheless – not in the terms of the challenge - and hope you'll like it.

Spike/Xander, dialogue only, NC-17





100 things I love about you

"Pet… what are you doing?"
"I… erm…"
"Pet?" *sighs* "You look like your thinking about something."
"So? Can't I think about something?"
"I am sure you can think about something, just… you are leaking unhappiness all over the place."
"Well, I can't find 100 things I love about you!"
"Oh."
"Argh. Don't give me that look!"
"But you said that…"
"I said I can't find 100 things I love about you."
"And that's bad."
"Yes."
"So I am not … loveable enough?"
"Don't be silly. That's not the point."
"That's not the point? You think I am not loveable enough and that's not the point?"
"God, Spike. No…"
"You don't need to say more. It's alright. Knew this would come sooner or later that I am not … enough."
"Will you stop the pouting for god's sake!"
"But…"
"It's like this: I found a magazine of Anya's, said 100 reasons why you love him. It was kinda a test."
"You did a test in one of these girly magazines?"
"Erm…"
"Oh aren't you cute when you blush? All this blood coming to the surface and heating up your skin… "
"Mmmhm… Damn, no! Stop licking my cheek!"
"*chuckle*"
"And stop sucking my earlobe as if it was mommy's breast – I can't think when you do that!"
"Did you say nipple?"
"No. I said… guh… fuck, leave my nipple… mmmhhmm."
"What did you say?"
"Huh? … Anyway! 100 things I…"
"Wouldn't you love me to give 100 licks to both your nipples?"
"Oh yes… argh… are we talking 50 to each or 100 to each cos that would be 200 together and it says 100 things I love so…. mmmmhmm…"
"Three… Four… Five… Si…"
"Why did you stop?"
"Are you trying to tell me I have only 100 licks?"
"Erm… the test says… "
"100 licks! I can work with 100 licks. I think. Is kissing licking too? When I do it like this."
"Mmmmmhhh… god… yes, when you lick my lips then… mmhhmm… yes licking my tongue like that should… mmmhmm…count…. mmhurghlt. Why did you stop now?"
"Have to spend my licks carefully then!"
"What?"
"Well, I already used 23, leaves me with 67. Hm…"
"Spike?"
"Yes pet?"
"Kiss me again?"
"No."
"But…"
"Haven't enough licks."
"But…"
"No. You started this."
"But…"
"Pet, see it's like this… if I kiss you again right now, I'll give away at least 14 licks and those would be 14 of the 27 licks I need to clean you after I rimmed you with 40 licks til you screa… hm… What?"
"You are counting licks?"
"I am counting licks?"
"Spike!"
"What?"
"Have you been counting licks before this test even?"
"No?"
"SPIKE!"
"'S my name."
"'k, let's try again… Why have you been counting before?"
"-orriyoutborithe-"
"HUH?!"
"I am worried you get bored with me."
"And you are counting licks why?"
"*sighs* See pet, the more licks I need, the more used to it you are, the more you are bored."
"*sighs*"
"What?"
"*wriggles*"
"Oh fuck."
"Erm no. Lick."
"Ordering me around are you, pet." *licks lips*
"Stop licking your lips!"
"But you look so tasty like this… all open and waiting for me… " *bites lower lip*
"But you are wasting licks! *wriggles*"
"Not anymore pet, not anymore."
"Oh … god… Spike, fuck god… yes."


--- 48 licks plus 17 clean up licks later ---

"See, pet… you get bored with me… needed 48 licks today."
"Spike, baby, it's not me getting bored or even near to me being used to it!"
"'S not?"
"No… "
"Then what? You're giving me a tongue workout?"
"*giggles*"
"Oh please, pet. Tell me it's not that."
"*giggles*"
"PET? The demon strength thing is an all-body-gig. My tongue won't tire any more than the rest of my body and you know how insistent I can be…" *smirk*
"Well, yeah… and I swear, one day I'm gonna be strong enough to withstand the pleasure of 100 licks before coming. I am nearly half way there."
"Is that so… Wait! You are counting too, you cheeky bastard! *very nasty smirk* Say… you're up to counting thrusts now, Xanny?"
*kissing*
"*breathless* Yours or mine?"
"Doesn't matter, pet, as long as we get over 100."

--- fin ---


I am sorry for mistakes I made, this is unbeta'ed.